[the Guide is angled at the ceiling. there’s some typing involved, but most of what you can hear is a sound byte from
a recent post:]
--appreciated. My name is Bruce Wayne, and, as I’m sure you understand, I’d like to get to the bottom of this as soon as possible. Barbara, Di-
[but the sound cuts off suddenly, accompanied by a rather sudden, vicious keystroke]
[and then after a second, it plays again:]
--is Bruce Wayne, and, as I’m sure you understand, I’d like to get to the bottom of this as soon as possible. Ba-
[…]
--Bruce Wayne--
[…]
--Bruce Wayne--
[and in a sudden, angry fit, the Guide is knocked away into static]
[backdated to the day after everyone returned to normal I just didn't want to spam the comm too much ;-;]