Sep 22, 2010 16:40
It's come to my attention that the activity of the camp has lessened as of late. While this may be due to the fact that the month is ending soon, it would be a shame to let it simply die out. Therefore, in order to make the experience a little more interesting for both employees and campers alike in this final stretch, I've made a few changes. Starting tomorrow morning, the following will be put into place:
-All female camp employees that range between the ages of twenty and thirty will be required to wear miniskirts and/or short dresses.
-All hem lines must not go below the knee.
-Please refrain from wearing knee high socks, tights, or any other items of clothing that may cover the legs.
-The above does not apply in cases of extreme weather such as rain and/or cold temperatures.
-Failure to comply may result in consequences.
Of course, should any other female employees wish to partake, feel free to do so. I doubt there are many who would object.
I look forward to seeing all of you tomorrow morning.
roy mustang