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( obnoxious help wanted sign here )

[ Sho's Guide switches on showing a lot of pretty golden hair and a big pink bow covering most of the lens. There is a crack in the hair and you can see the ceiling of one of the many numerous halls pass on by, every other light decorated with either a glittery star, some mistletoe, or a Santa (some of which looked like an alien version of Santa ( Read more... )

[ For a few minutes there, the good citizens of Thor are going to get treated with the sound of this song. The guitar is not perfect and there is a decided amount of wobble to Sho's voice but he seems okay until about half way through where there's a snarl of strings and a muttered Japanese curse. And then the Guide gets picked up and the ( Read more... )

[ Well yes, there is a rather handsome looking tortoise shell kitty sitting in front of the Guide with some rather pretty blueish-green eyes. Said kitty also has a cigarette pinned neatly under one paw and under the other is a lighter. ]

You know, I'd thought that the whole Drive thing was over. [ Why yes, said cat is talking and it sounds a lot ( Read more... )

[ After a moment of fumbling around, Sho comes on the screen. He looks a little tired but otherwise okay although he does take a moment or two before he can speak. ]Well... I guess everything is being sort of normal outside of people getting stuck together and everything... But I was thinking. Guistina. I still owe you a diner right? How about ( Read more... )

[ Hello, Thor! Someone looks like he is in a good mood and wants to share. Well, after he winks and presses a kiss to his fingers and blows. Sigh. He's a brat, okay? ]

You know, with everything going on I completely forgot about hanging out with my favorite ladies. [ And yes, there is a squeal as several rather cute intergalactic alien ( Read more... )

[ The video comes on with a crack. After a moment or two of the camera trying to focus while the Guide is being moved, the image sharpens enough to show the insides of a bar. It looks like there had been a battle in the not too distant past, what with the laser burns in some of the wood paneling and the debris piled up near an open garbage bin. ( Read more... )

[ Someone sounds annoyed. He is swearing in a garbled mixture of Mandarin and Japanese which - if there is an filter on the Guide - sounds like he is reciting a shopping list. For those without the filter, it is definitely very explicit and goes on for about five minutes before he starts repeating himself. At that point there is a loud thud and ( Read more... )

Oh c'mon! It'll be fun!

[ Yes, there is Sho, smiling at the Guide's camera. Flipping it around, he points the camera at a standing group of various women, all of them obviously street walkers. A few do drift away, muttering something about him acting weirder than normal. The rest do give in, some of them giggling. Sho sticks the Guide up so ( Read more... )

--Just like that, kid.

[ The camera comes on to the strange sight of a single large pink eye surrounded by iridescent yellow scales. It's pulled back to show that the alien is all in dayglow colors, with a weird feathery type crest and long spindly fingers. There's a kid standing next to him/it/her, a scruffy kid of clearly Asian descent in an ( Read more... )