You know what I'm speaking of. You watched it too. That, them... it's all true. They are real and they live here Memorial Day through Labor Day. The show was set in Seaside (Sleazeside) which is like the EPICENTER of it, Belmar, which is by me, is it's whorey little sister. I've seen, I've been, I know.Here's my transcript from watching it while on ( Read more... )

For starters and for those not on my FB, here are some pics of the reception (pre-people). The caterers loved what we did so much they made it the selling page for the venue and they replaced their old pictures with photos from our party, SHWEEET! Ours are the main pic and all the others with the turquoise sashes/napkins and sick-ass florals, ( Read more... )

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...and I can't really explain why. But...

I'm getting MARRIED today!

What a long strange trip this has all been, the process and my life.

Better get to it!

Hi El Jay. I've been a neglectful bitch and I promise tomorrow to make it up to you. I will speak of cream cheese bones and opiate dependencies.

Love,

Your Mistress

I cant type much, left hand. I'm ok as far as whatever "ok" is for someone who's been through whst i have. The tip of my finger was completely eaten away/hollowed and needed to be rebuilt with bone grafts. The words "cream cheese" were mentioned, inside and outside the bone. G is the one who talked to the doctor, i"ll find out nore later ( Read more... )

If you've read, I have mentioned my middle finger on my right hand being painfully swollen for a while now. I have been on Cipro, Bactrim and now Clindamycin, nothing much happening or responding. I have been to a walk-in clinic, the Infectious Diseas Clinic and today and osteopath/hand specialist ( Read more... )

So yeah, it's 9/11, again. [insert all the rememberance etc. that goes along with this date ( Read more... )

For over a decade since the first time I saw this, I have staunchly maintained this is the single best piece of television "fuck you" moment in history.

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Wish I was there.

DO NOT SHAKE THE KOMBUCHA. IT IS NOT ODWALLA JUICE. IT IS CARBONATED. Now my office smells like the floor of a bar at 4am. Every month or so I buy a bottle of this stuff after hearing people rave about how addicted to it they are. And every time I buy it I'm like "WHY?" It's gross. It's like rotten beer and vinegar mixed with whatever fruit flavor ( Read more... )