My Drawers Are Half Off

[gargy]

Because I believe life would be a lot more fun, not to mention much simpler, if it more closely resembled an episode of Are You Being Served?:

Things I Have Said So Far Today That Could Be Double Entendres:

"I gave my beetroot a good soak this morning." (so my sandwich wouldn't get soggy.)

"Ugh, that's far too hard for me to touch today." (a

Comments

[murg]

*ROFL* What hair product are you using that your hands get sticky? :P

[murg]

*LOL* At least in her case it was someone else's!