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Scenes In An Elevator
The following takes place between 10:48pm and 10:49pm in the elevator of a multi-storey car park.
The events occur in real time.INT: ELEVATOR ( Read more... ) -
Service - 6/10, Ambience - 7/10, Table Equilibrium - 2/10
After the movies on Tuesday night (Ghost Town - pretty good, there are a dozen Ghosts W/ Unfinished Business movies out there, but it was a nice spin on the concept; I think I’d turn straight for Kristen Wiig); Ben and I got some dinner at a nearby café ( Read more... ) -
First Twitter, now a cross-pollination with Facebook
I'm an interweb whore!
25 Facts About Me1. I cannot, repeat CANNOT touch cotton wool balls. Just the thought of it makes my skin crawl. If you somehow got yourself a gaping mortal wound, were at risk of bleeding to death, and needed some cotton wool balls to stem the flow; I might be able to bring you a bag of them - if I held the very tip of the ( Read more... ) -
OH HAI I AM HOME BY 5:30PM!
It's just been made official! I'm moving permanently into the Creative Writer's position! I will have normal office hours! No more late night panelling! I get a 5k payrise (don't get excited, that moves me up from About To Go Bankrupt to Just Shy of Bankrupt - but still, woo!)! I don't have to go back to Magnet Mart (although I will miss garish ( Read more... ) -
Your day is off to a dodgy start when...
...you put shampoo on your toothbrush.
The upshot is my teeth have never been silkier. -
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Blergh. -
Really??
Another sore throat? Are we serious about this, immune system? Really? Well fuck you too. -
I Blame Inner Circle
Okay, this sweating is driving me crazy ( Read more... ) -
Pirin Tablets
I have a brain-flattening headache today. Also, I'm craving a coffee particularly badly. Coincidence? I don't know why it would take seven days to kick in, though. At any rate, they're both irritating - and the one makes the other harder to take ( Read more... ) -
Cappucci-NO GARRY NO
Back in 2007, my housemate Zak decided he was going to give up what he called 'The Big Three': McDonalds, Hungry Jacks and KFC. It wasn't a "resolution" so much, it was just a...thing. (Does anyone really call them "resolutions" anymore? Or do we all now have the superstition that giving them that title immediately renders them unachievable?) More ( Read more... )