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garuda_cali

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Jan 13, 2005 17:20

If I had bigger breasts, could I be in Playboy?

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garuda_cali January 13 2005, 18:57:42 UTC

Guess I'd have to do a very amazing tuck........

madame_mage January 13 2005, 18:10:09 UTC

weeell it all depends on how your thong fits you & if you have that soft dewy teenage skin..hmmm 5 0'clock shadow? JUST won't cut it, FORGET the beard! .*musing..
Waxing is great for those uh..hard to reach places..but this is Playboy NOT Hustler

It isnt about the breasts any more!..its face! LEGS BUTT its the total package! Gack!

see what ye made me do..I got sick now! *whimpers* and laughs in spite of it!

garuda_cali January 13 2005, 18:48:19 UTC

So....there goes that dream......DRAT

madame_mage January 13 2005, 18:52:03 UTC

Truth be known my friend I"m not the total package either!..*laughs*..Many physical flaws in spite of my dazzling personality...

but photography and pornoshop..err photoshop does wonders!..

hisbeauty January 13 2005, 18:49:24 UTC

Pierced maybe!

morbius72 January 13 2005, 20:23:12 UTC

You'd have to shave too.

sapphyra00 January 13 2005, 20:41:41 UTC

As editor in chief