i smoked 4 ounces of crack tonight

i had sex with 4 white girls and 1 white boy...

gary just got his first dui

not good

very very not good

blew a .124

that's my thrill for the month...

i hope she gets every STD known to man and creates a new one of her own.

i hope she's walking down the street minding her own business and gets gang-rapped by a bunch of escaped convicts.

i hope she goes to the sex shop, buys a new vibrator, takes it home and electricutes her vagina.

i hope she gets pregnate.

gary finally got his tongue pierced!

he found a piercer with the balls/skills to do the fat vein-filled fucker!

it's all good, very little swelling, no pain...

(big shout out to gary's home girl C~Misda for holding his lil' hand!)

suck it bitches

very long story short; i got my left ear pierced in 1985 when i was 12 years old and i got my right one pierce last sunday, well not only did it not hurt but i was disappointed so i checked the company policy and it said no "visable facial piercings" so that doesn't include the tongue right, since that's an internal organ! score ( Read more... )

l/j suck

i see way too many shitty l/j on the web

gary has decided to cause havoc with other live journal users cause most of them are pussies

if i've somehow offended you of late please leave a message and i'll get back to you as soon as possible

thank you and FUCK OFF

beer.
hempfest sucked.
no woody.
no chong.
no zekutive.
no nothing!

fuck
shit

what up my niggaz ( Read more... )

another month, another round of ass beatings...

can't wait for the supporters game to be up and running so i can ass slam LA again!