Fatherhood.
One of the less savory aspects of fatherhood...
Between my son's leaky diaper when he was sitting on my lap and my daughter soon after projectile hurling my wife's breastmilk onto me, I now have excretions from my entire family on my clothes (beyond the usual baby drool). But perhaps the saddest part... I no longer care enough to change right away.
Between my son's leaky diaper when he was sitting on my lap and my daughter soon after projectile hurling my wife's breastmilk onto me, I now have excretions from my entire family on my clothes (beyond the usual baby drool). But perhaps the saddest part... I no longer care enough to change right away.