The Hell?

[garyt]

There is something going on in the Universe that sees Memorial Day weekend as significant. Attend:

1. We will be closing on the purchase of our new home.

2. We had to break the news to Chris, our dog-walker, that we'd be moving away and wouldn't need his services any longer. Turns out he'd been wondering how to tell us that he's moving his

Comments

[kungpaochibi]

Oh silly Gary, didn't I ever tell you about the Cosmic Conspiracy? I used to think that it was the Illuminati, but now I'm sure that it's on a MUCH bigger scale. It's THEM. THEY are out to get us. Trust me. They are!