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[gasgesgos]

I have obtained one(1) unit of pink eye and two(2) units of cat.

One of these things I like, the other not so much. Which is which is left as an exercise for the reader.

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[superpico]

Yay, kitties!

I have a degree to back this up

[rand_mod_6]

given:
x + 2y = RHS

solution:
let x = pink eye
let y = cat

then:
-1 + 2 = RHS
1 = RHS
½ = ½ ≡ TRUE
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Therefore, to achieve even a halfway sense of true balance, you should give one of the cats pink eye.