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[gaskins27]

If people aren't making excuses, they're making threats -- at least in the world of the Blotter. Here's the best of the random threats

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[rileymccarthy]

"I ain't been to school, but I got an education, and I am going to bake me a pie, goodbye."

I'm going to say this to you the next time I see you. Remind me.