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"...[T]here are a few universal truths about lesbians: (1) We take as few trips as possible when carrying in the groceries; (2) we like shoes; (3) we are very attracted to sharp brains and nice arms." -
total let down
"rice" pudding snack-pack is just vanilla pudding w/ rice in it. eff you, kraft! -
right on!
from ken-jennings.com, concerning things that annoyed the crap out of him: The woman dragging in four kids for first-day-of-school haircuts had to spell every name. In none of the four cases could you reverse-engineer the spelling of the name from its pronunciation or vice versa. The one that really got me listening was “‘Kylie’-K-I-E-L-E.” I know ( Read more... ) -
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has anyone else seen the new Saturn Sky roadster? I saw one on the road this morning and literally did a doubletake. Could it be that Saturn has actually made a handsome car?
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i know the best people - i just got a fake long-distance service solicitor phone call from one Fozzie Bear. waka waka waka!
befriend a puppeteer - it's the best decision you'll ever make. -
wait no...can it be??
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omg u guyz there r only 8 planets now. wtf.
