Comments | gasmsinc: fic: grow a pear

gasmsinc

fic: grow a pear

Jan 17, 2013 19:39

grow a pear
ryan lochte/michael phelps
nc17, 3221 words
warnings for barebacking, raunchy sex, curse words

i - i'm just so sorry. there's no excuse for this crack, NONE AT ALL.

( “Ryan Steven Lochte,” Matt says in his best dad voice. “Stop trying to touch Michael’s tits.” )

fic: swimming rpf, fic: rating: nc17, fic: pairing: ryan lochte/michael phelps

Comments 22

sunspores January 18 2013, 01:09:48 UTC

Here lies Hallie who hates Jasmine so much that she's dead.

also
“Michael Phelps, you do not have an ugly vagina.” \o/

gasmsinc January 18 2013, 01:16:47 UTC

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gasmsinc January 18 2013, 19:03:13 UTC

Love you too!

I hope that doesn't end up on the news I want you to be healthy!

Thanks for reading!

ch33rylips January 18 2013, 04:22:23 UTC

Michael phelps would make one ugly ass woman, is the only thought I can process right now.

gasmsinc January 18 2013, 19:03:35 UTC

Yes, he would.

kellerton January 18 2013, 04:46:55 UTC

i'm screaming omg this was great.

gasmsinc January 18 2013, 19:03:43 UTC

thank you <3

kingzgurl January 18 2013, 09:26:09 UTC

*dies laughing*

this is the only way outside the world of harry potter I've been able to actually BELIEVE a random genderswap. bravo!

fucking clary deserves to be a goddamn plankton and die in 3 days.

gasmsinc January 18 2013, 19:04:07 UTC

i'm glad it was believable!

thanks for reading!