my mother is insane

[gatekpr]

she called me this morning... i really should record these calls.

mom: jess, did you know people go to jail for downloading music!?
jess: yes, yes i did. new laws, bastards.
mom: why do you do it if you know you could go to jail!?
jess: to upset you and make you worry and 'cause i like music *grin*
mom: so you're going to stop right?jess: they

Comments

[angelsdust]

you are a nut!
<333

[gatekpr]

she calls me all the time with "you're gonna die, be careful!" calls.

she called me when the anthrax thing was in the news accusing me of having anthrax. she calls when the weather is bad and says if i don't be careful i'll die and drown on the freeway?

she calls me and says that hackers go to federal prison so don't do anything illegal.

i think most of her calls stem from her watching the news. she is one of those old worry warts who should be banned from television.

people wonder where from i get my anxiety disorder? *POINTS TOWARDS HIS MOTHER*

[gavin]

You may go to jail, but at least you'll be the bitch with the best music collection on your MP3 player...rockin out to your tunes while Bubba rocks out to your behind...

[picadilly]

There is not one mother in the world who is not insane, and for some reason, they make their kids feel insane too. I think it's time to stand up to our crazy mothers.

[c0lt]

well... it all really depends I think...
I mean, if you've saved up for a few days, and don't aim it away from yourself.. you could always hit yourself in the eye, and that burns.. but this one time, in my room, I lost sight in my right eye for almost 2 minutes!!!
uh huh, it's true.
k, bye.

[gatekpr]

i've had a few near misses... one time i shot over my head though and scared myself!

ever since then i've been keen on making sure i don't put my eye out ;)

thanks for the heads up!