Gay medical student humor

[gaudiorsf]

"Julian can't come out tonight because he came down with strep throat."
"Wow, that's awful!"
"Yeah. Mike sent him a text saying, 'I hope you get better soon so you can have a different kind of coccus down your throat!'"

Comments

[sneeper]

Yeah.. umm.. don't drop out of school, cause you certainly don't have a future in comedy. ^_^

[gaudiorsf]

Silly Andy :P That wasn't ME who said that.

And when are y'all bitches gonna come visit me?!

[shawath]

genius... pure genius. Thank you for single handedly ruining such a benign little illness for me. I can just see myself in clinic trying to explain why I giggle whenver anybody has strep throat now.

[gaudiorsf]

I don't know if I ever mentioned my microbiology professor. He was FLAMINGLY gay and enjoyed titillating the class with his emphasis on certain syllables:

"Here we have a picture of some strepto-COCCUS. And here we have some RODS."

But the absolute BEST quote that literally had me choking was the day he talked about Coccidiodes.

"This fungus is found in the Southwest, like around Las Vegas. They call that area "Cocci country." Have you ever been to Las Vegas? Horrible place! I once had to sit through a topless woman lip-synching to Judy Garland's 'Send in the Clowns!' Tackiest thing I have EVER seen!"