☆ second star ☆
[Attention Gauntlet, there is something you really need to know: America has found the burgers. There is a pile twenty high, and I'm not even exaggerating, on a plate in front of him.]
Man, I am starving. [He grabs one and shoves it into his mouth with glee.] Okay, sho shince I didn't [munch munch] troduce myshelf befo [munch munch] merica [munch munch] fred Ngfh Jones! [He grabs another one.] Anyway, I'm on the [munch munch] ng--is that like Stephen Hawking?--and [munch munch] hero [munch munch] protect everyone! I had this totally cool plan with [munch munch] giant robots [munch munch] dinosaur [munch munch] upside-down tarantula [munch munch] in case of UFOs! Sounds good, right?
[Gulp, and he gets another one.] Sho, you're all aliens, right? I've [munch munch] friend [munch munch] Tony, he's aweshome, and [munch munch] yeah? But different, 'cause [munch munch] Earth [munch munch] ikes Japan's games [munch munch] shopping, and we fou [munch munch] broccoli, but [munch munch] spaghetti [munch munch] totally awesome. Oh, and by the way, I make the best burgers ever. We shou [munch munch] Donald's and [munch munch] pickles [munch munch] special sauce [munch munch] England sucks!
Oh, and for all of you guys who still don't believe me, I really am the United States of America. Who else could be this awesome? And if you don't know about America, I found out that there's a library sort-of thing and you should go and read up on all of my history! The quiz on all of my bosses to date is next week!
[... I am so sorry, but this is really how he speaks. Enjoy making sense of him, guys!]
Man, I am starving. [He grabs one and shoves it into his mouth with glee.] Okay, sho shince I didn't [munch munch] troduce myshelf befo [munch munch] merica [munch munch] fred Ngfh Jones! [He grabs another one.] Anyway, I'm on the [munch munch] ng--is that like Stephen Hawking?--and [munch munch] hero [munch munch] protect everyone! I had this totally cool plan with [munch munch] giant robots [munch munch] dinosaur [munch munch] upside-down tarantula [munch munch] in case of UFOs! Sounds good, right?
[Gulp, and he gets another one.] Sho, you're all aliens, right? I've [munch munch] friend [munch munch] Tony, he's aweshome, and [munch munch] yeah? But different, 'cause [munch munch] Earth [munch munch] ikes Japan's games [munch munch] shopping, and we fou [munch munch] broccoli, but [munch munch] spaghetti [munch munch] totally awesome. Oh, and by the way, I make the best burgers ever. We shou [munch munch] Donald's and [munch munch] pickles [munch munch] special sauce [munch munch] England sucks!
Oh, and for all of you guys who still don't believe me, I really am the United States of America. Who else could be this awesome? And if you don't know about America, I found out that there's a library sort-of thing and you should go and read up on all of my history! The quiz on all of my bosses to date is next week!
[... I am so sorry, but this is really how he speaks. Enjoy making sense of him, guys!]