ITP: Re: Coming Back Feeling Like Shit

[gauntlethades]

[Action/Phone; 5721 Cunningham Lane ; Morning]

OUT!

OUT OF THE FUCKING HOUSE!

[...That, Mayfield, is what you're going to hear first thing in the morning, whether by phone, or earshot range within the 5721 Cunningham Lane.]

B-but, hone-

DON'T CALL ME THAT! OUT!

[And then you can hear several crashes from the 2nd floor/ phone, as well as sobbings from the

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[queenofscarlet]

My my, it seems that Mr. Hero was indeed correct. To think you would be stupid enough to let yourself be caught by this town yet again, though I suppose when it comes to idiocy no feat is too idiotic for you.

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[gauntlethades]

Shut up, fucking ra-

[Hang on a second.]

Rachel?

[How did she- never mind that, he had grown used to this place's stupid whims, and was not entirely surprised that she is here as well.]

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[queenofscarlet]

Do I sound like another? Or perhaps you've already forgotten the sound of my voice. You'd make a rather pathetic dog if that was the case.

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[gauntlethades]

I don't think anyone can mistake that annoying tone of yours.

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[queenofscarlet]

Congratulations, you've managed to do something right then. Tell me, how does it feel to be successful for once in your life, even for something as small as this?

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[gauntlethades]

[Face -> Wall.

Thonk.]

Not really a good thing, especially coming from you.

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[queenofscarlet]

Could anything in your life ever actually be called "good"?

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[gauntlethades]

Depends on what you mean by "good", damn rabbit.

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[queenofscarlet]

Something fortunate, enjoyable, worthy of envy, etc. Really Ragna, you simply must work on your atrocious lack of vocabulary sometime.

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[gauntlethades]

[If only you can see him twitch and trying hard NOT to explode.]

Whatever.

How long have you been here?

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[queenofscarlet]

[Just as planned as always...]

Approximately one month, and what a pleasant month it was. At the very least, not having to see you and your failures constantly was rather refreshing.

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[gauntlethades]

Well, you'll have to make do with seeing me a lot more often around this place, then.

[Not that he likes it.]

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[queenofscarlet]

If you can provide some sort of amusement with your natural tendency to fail, it might be a worthy trade-off.

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[gauntlethades]

Sorry to say, but that won't be happening anytime soon.

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[queenofscarlet]

Oh, you needn't worry. Even without intending it, I'm sure you'll amuse me in some way. You simply can't help it.

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[gauntlethades]

We'll see about that.

[Click! The line went dead.]