Dicklickery and buttfuckery

[gaussianslur]

Matthew Moore Bankston is hereby found guilty on both counts.

Asshole.

P-Lo

P.S. Here's my contact info: Preston Lorio

UPDATE
Contact info now works; joke over.

Comments

[nattydredz]

I get no contact info. on the link. But I want to make contact with you... in the dark...naked...with a stick of butter.

Delish?

[gaussianslur]

Its beginning to look alot like Christmas...

[charleskane281]

lest we forget titshittery and peedrinkery

Oh, Dear God...

[yougotwaxed]

...I just clicked on your contact info thingy! My eyes! Sweet Lord, my eyes!

She seems to be a very thorough scrubber.