Ye asked for it

[gaussianslur]

Dar, I be surrounded by wenches, I be.

Aye, it be a fittin' metaphor for me life:
pursued and hampered by me own self-doubts and inadequacies.

I be sendin' me inner child to Davy Jones's locker,
and tis possible I be classified as anal-retentive for refusin' to swab the poop deck.

Dar.

Comments

[yougotwaxed]

Holy crap! Two posts in two days!

[inmyprime]

i want to do this quiz, but i can't think of a decent pirate name.
ah well.

[theestevez]

The Sea captain on the Simpsons reminds me of you he does. In text anyway.