Man Out

[gaussianslur]

So, here's the deal. After talking to Matt Bankston the other day about L.A. and his new job, I realized all the great opportunities that could await me there. Yet, at the same time, absolutely nothing could await me there. Perhaps Chicago is the place to be. Regardless, no matter where I go, I can't escape the cage I built around myself. It

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[ex_rosealia]

fag

[monkeynipples]

so are you saying you are moving, that you are gay, both, or neither?

that post was so odd and cryptic, i'm actually a little lost.

i feel bad that the ambiguity, humor and idiosyncracy of your post is a mystery and not a completely decipherable message understood by proximity and intimacy.

either we haven't seen each other for far too long, i'm getting dumber, or you are actually telling me you are gay and i just can't wrap my head around it.

at any rate, the only thing i can say is: If watching Mean Girls makes you gay, then i'm an ass-hammering, homosexual cockologist.

[piscean_star]

If you're gay, you should definately come to L.A. You'll do well.

Matt and I think we'll join the gay ranks. Neither of us really wants to be Jewish.

[piscean_star]

No offense intended toward our Jewish friends. We just think, given the choice, we would rather be gay.

[lessthanpleased]

I thought Jewish people were automatically gay.

Live and learn, I guess.

[nattydredz]

hehehehehehee

[lushnelson]

i am speechless. well, if this is what you feel, then okay. you are a great actor, and i think you will have a career in any city you choose.

[monkeynipples]

i forgot to mention earlier -

if you are gay, you can totally hump me all you want whenever you get excited and i will still love you very, very much.

i'm very drunk right now.