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March 12
- 4:00 a.m. Sleep on Matt's couch after partying for gav's b-day and drinking too many jack and cokes to drive.
- 11:00 a.m. Wake up, tell dennis how much stupid shit he did in the last 6-8 hours. dennis and i help tom and nish clean up some shit around the house.
- 12:15 p.m. Drive dennis home, come home, think about getting some more sleep while watching tv.
- 3:00 p.m. Still awake but lay down and close my eyes.
- 3:05 p.m. My brother calls and asks if I'm going to my parents st. patricks day get together with family and parents friends at 4, I tell him yes. The decision based purely on the fact that there will be a wonderful amount of alcohol there and i will be able sleep till 3:45 and then head over, so i lay back down.
- 3:15 p.m. My dad calls, asks the same thing my brother did, i grace him with my answer, lay back down.
- 3:16 p.m. Dad calls again, i forget why, its stupid, now i'm awake.
- 4:00 p.m. Get to my parents house, see alcohol, lust for it. Dad tells me to hang out with grandparents since they'll be leaving soon and i can drink once they leave, i oblige.
- 4:25 p.m. Grandparents still present, but more urgently, I cant handle my parents douche friends, need break. Mercifully, my dad wants me to get darts at sportmart, normally i'd point out that he's a douche because its really not that necessary to get darts, but right now its a godsend. I sweeten the deal by telling him i'm using his car.
- 4:45 p.m. Get back with useless darts, grandparents are gone. No warning is given. No man, woman, or child in my path is spared. My will is imposed on the first blessedly cold guinness my hands touch. The gods have smiled upon me.
- 6:00 p.m. I'm on my third drink, i'm not drinking too impressively on the quantity front, i have not had guinness in months, but the quality is good, i'm feeling every vital nutrient i've lacked flood back into my system. The 3rd drink is a beggar's black & tan, normally the "tan" would be bass ale, but we have had to make due with harp. I'm not complaining. I'm supposed to go with ma$e and gav to pizza port in one hour
- 7:00 p.m. Drinking 4th guinness as fast as possible because i am supposed to be picked up at any moment
- 7:15 p.m. 5th drink is relaxing in the queue to my liver since i had to pound it since gav and ma$e have shown up
- 7:35 p.m.ish. I'm drunk. We're driving up to the carlsbad pizza port, bryan adams' "summer of sixty nine" is playing. I am unaware of this and state that "Bruce Springsteen can suck my dick!". gav predicts i'm going to get in a fight.
- 8:00 p.m. Its pizza, its porty, its delicious, thanks gav.
- 10:30? 11? Time is of no importance, the important thing is that we're going to a party in clairemont, i've drank a red bull and we've picked up B Ma$e and some sparks. and i'm no longer feeling the effects of alcohol
March 13th
- 11:30? Midnight+? Chillin, choked down the Sparks i was trusted with, everyone i came with is supply'ing ample amounts of hilarity. way too many awkward moments of people saying dumb shit where we four just look at eachother and ponder how we're managing not to laugh
- 2:00 a.m. At Denny's with ma$e's friends who i never tried to remember the names of, so lets go with girl #1 and girl #2. #1 is decent, not annoying, good deal. #2 could be classified as a fucking moron, case in point: She has fake tits, she tries to say shes never had sex nor gone down on someone. nice try. This girl had the amazing ability to be both mind-numbingly annoying and fascinatingly entertaining. Just one example..."the last time i had vanilla coke was when britney spears got engaged". This is one of the stupidest things i've ever heard come out of a persons mouth, now, while that is funny by itself in a grossly stupid way, it gets better by shit like b ma$e following that up with a very effective, "i always remember things by what celebrities did that day". Completely awesome.
- 2:45 a.m. The whole time we've been at denny's there has been a group of like 5-6 dudes and 2 heinous woman being very loud at a table near ours. to add to this, they all have southern drawls, one of the more annoying ways in which humans communicate. anyway, i see everyone at our table look over at their table, eyes wide in amazement because of some commotion. I look over, one of the chicks is on the ground, having just fell out of the booth onto her ass. Up until this point I had done pretty well in the manners department, but i couldnt help but literally point and laugh.
- 4:00 a.m. Got home from a really good night
If you have read this far, you love me, and i probably love you back. My past 24 hours
- 4:00 a.m. Sleep on Matt's couch after partying for gav's b-day and drinking too many jack and cokes to drive.
- 11:00 a.m. Wake up, tell dennis how much stupid shit he did in the last 6-8 hours. dennis and i help tom and nish clean up some shit around the house.
- 12:15 p.m. Drive dennis home, come home, think about getting some more sleep while watching tv.
- 3:00 p.m. Still awake but lay down and close my eyes.
- 3:05 p.m. My brother calls and asks if I'm going to my parents st. patricks day get together with family and parents friends at 4, I tell him yes. The decision based purely on the fact that there will be a wonderful amount of alcohol there and i will be able sleep till 3:45 and then head over, so i lay back down.
- 3:15 p.m. My dad calls, asks the same thing my brother did, i grace him with my answer, lay back down.
- 3:16 p.m. Dad calls again, i forget why, its stupid, now i'm awake.
- 4:00 p.m. Get to my parents house, see alcohol, lust for it. Dad tells me to hang out with grandparents since they'll be leaving soon and i can drink once they leave, i oblige.
- 4:25 p.m. Grandparents still present, but more urgently, I cant handle my parents douche friends, need break. Mercifully, my dad wants me to get darts at sportmart, normally i'd point out that he's a douche because its really not that necessary to get darts, but right now its a godsend. I sweeten the deal by telling him i'm using his car.
- 4:45 p.m. Get back with useless darts, grandparents are gone. No warning is given. No man, woman, or child in my path is spared. My will is imposed on the first blessedly cold guinness my hands touch. The gods have smiled upon me.
- 6:00 p.m. I'm on my third drink, i'm not drinking too impressively on the quantity front, i have not had guinness in months, but the quality is good, i'm feeling every vital nutrient i've lacked flood back into my system. The 3rd drink is a beggar's black & tan, normally the "tan" would be bass ale, but we have had to make due with harp. I'm not complaining. I'm supposed to go with ma$e and gav to pizza port in one hour
- 7:00 p.m. Drinking 4th guinness as fast as possible because i am supposed to be picked up at any moment
- 7:15 p.m. 5th drink is relaxing in the queue to my liver since i had to pound it since gav and ma$e have shown up
- 7:35 p.m.ish. I'm drunk. We're driving up to the carlsbad pizza port, bryan adams' "summer of sixty nine" is playing. I am unaware of this and state that "Bruce Springsteen can suck my dick!". gav predicts i'm going to get in a fight.
- 8:00 p.m. Its pizza, its porty, its delicious, thanks gav.
- 10:30? 11? Time is of no importance, the important thing is that we're going to a party in clairemont, i've drank a red bull and we've picked up B Ma$e and some sparks. and i'm no longer feeling the effects of alcohol
March 13th
- 11:30? Midnight+? Chillin, choked down the Sparks i was trusted with, everyone i came with is supply'ing ample amounts of hilarity. way too many awkward moments of people saying dumb shit where we four just look at eachother and ponder how we're managing not to laugh
- 2:00 a.m. At Denny's with ma$e's friends who i never tried to remember the names of, so lets go with girl #1 and girl #2. #1 is decent, not annoying, good deal. #2 could be classified as a fucking moron, case in point: She has fake tits, she tries to say shes never had sex nor gone down on someone. nice try. This girl had the amazing ability to be both mind-numbingly annoying and fascinatingly entertaining. Just one example..."the last time i had vanilla coke was when britney spears got engaged". This is one of the stupidest things i've ever heard come out of a persons mouth, now, while that is funny by itself in a grossly stupid way, it gets better by shit like b ma$e following that up with a very effective, "i always remember things by what celebrities did that day". Completely awesome.
- 2:45 a.m. The whole time we've been at denny's there has been a group of like 5-6 dudes and 2 heinous woman being very loud at a table near ours. to add to this, they all have southern drawls, one of the more annoying ways in which humans communicate. anyway, i see everyone at our table look over at their table, eyes wide in amazement because of some commotion. I look over, one of the chicks is on the ground, having just fell out of the booth onto her ass. Up until this point I had done pretty well in the manners department, but i couldnt help but literally point and laugh.
- 4:00 a.m. Got home from a really good night
If you have read this far, you love me, and i probably love you back. My past 24 hours