Yeah, no, Constantine hadn't figured out the phones were on crack yet. So it was a very simple message he left for the person he thought he was calling.
"You should totally write fanfiction! It's so liberating! It's like playing with dolls except the dolls have feelings and washboard abs and you can make them get hurt and have lots of sex. It's amazing. I've done it for years. Come over any time and I'll show you how!"
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Yeah, no, Constantine hadn't figured out the phones were on crack yet. So it was a very simple message he left for the person he thought he was calling.
"Cute. You're fired."
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... Meant for Kathy.
Dante's booty calls were not working out well today.
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"You should totally write fanfiction! It's so liberating! It's like playing with dolls except the dolls have feelings and washboard abs and you can make them get hurt and have lots of sex. It's amazing. I've done it for years. Come over any time and I'll show you how!"
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