you forgot to mention the HORRIBLE SLANT of that bed, the spring sticking out ready to jab you in eye, and the fact it was possibly found in the garbage... there is also the positive point that it is bouncy and possibly good for sex? ask brad and cassie to verify.
if i had an apartment, i would take that chair and steam clean it, and reupholster it.. it looks like a comfy chair... and it doesn't smell *that* bad.. [i have no idea what dry cum smells like...]
your shower curtain thing happened to me once.. it stuck to my bum... it was all slimy. i was not impressed.
When I was staying with Danielle and Lisa over the summer, their shower curtain would always stick to my wet naked body. One time it started to sway inwards (i guess cuz of the fan in the washroom?) and it stuck to my penis. True story. The End.
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if i had an apartment, i would take that chair and steam clean it, and reupholster it.. it looks like a comfy chair... and it doesn't smell *that* bad.. [i have no idea what dry cum smells like...]
your shower curtain thing happened to me once.. it stuck to my bum... it was all slimy. i was not impressed.
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One time it started to sway inwards (i guess cuz of the fan in the washroom?) and it stuck to my penis.
True story.
The End.
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