Dean, this is for you

[gayforjustice]

Dean had insisted on wearing white, though he was about as virginal as your average hooker. Nobody could spoil his day.

Dante was wearing a big old dress that looked like a tutu shop exploded on him. It was beautiful and Dean felt like the luckiest man alive. It was going to be the most wonderful wedding ever. He thought he might cry.

And then cane toads attacked.