❂ tenth | audio post

[gazingup]

Thirteen reasons why

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[shiningdown]

First off: you're late.

[shiningdown]

Second, I don't want nor will I ever in the future want to be Victoria~

[shiningdown]

Hm, no that's obvious.

Or it should be.

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[shiningdown]

Secondly, I don't hate you..............I don't like you.

But I don't hate you.

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[treadingdawn]

Can you explain 9 through 11? And 7 as well.

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[gazingup]

It is a long story.

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[treadingdawn]

Oh. Well, I have time.

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[gazingup]

7) Currently she is living with Dorian Gray. He may also resemble my father, but his personality is... is well- it's peculiar.

[2ndnightshift]

You'll be probably getting a lot of this but 1, 8, 9-11 and 12 don't sound like they're her fault at all.

Most importantly, she's not a spider.

[gazingup]

I'm quite aware of that. I mean, it was intended to be a metaphor.

[2ndnightshift]

Where are you from again?

Because in America there are only three venomous spider breeds to worry about. And even metaphorically speaking, I don't think any of them are quite like Yvaine.

Besides the fact that I think you're pretty bias.

[gazingup]

Wall, England.

And how much time have you spent with her, sir? Clearly you've only seen one side of her, if any.

[incendite]

Couldn't you just get another mushroom?

[gazingup]

You can't just pick a magical mushroom from the ground!

[incendite]

Don't see why not.

[gazingup]

Have you tried venturing the City's forests in search of magical mushrooms, sir?

[downrightlinear]

Your constant worrying about her makes her a venomous spider woman.

Well, that makes total sense.

[gazingup]

She requires me to worry about her. If she didn't get into so much trouble, I wouldn't have to be concerned for her safety.