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actually, this really irritated me. I hate stereotypes. But anyway..
The Generic Teenager Stereotype
Do you drink [alcohol]?: yes
Do you party a lot? How often?: a little. once a month?
Do you use drugs for recreational purposes?: no
How often do you use the word like in an average hour?: a lot
Do you skip classes? How often?: yes. once a monthish.
Do you have casual sex? Protected?: No.
Do you steal?: No.
Do you wear inappropriate clothing?: define inappropriate.
Do you drool over celebrities?: yes
Do you watch a lot of TV?: yes
Do you ever watch the News?: yes
Do you even care about world issues?: yes
Do you read books often?: yes
Are you failing a lot of your classes?: math
Do you spend most of your time with your friends?: yes
Do you smoke cigarettes?: i quit.
Do you hang out a lot in malls, or at Seven Elevens?: no
Do you often find yourself with a crush on someone?: yes
Do you cuss a lot?: yes
Are you desperate to fit in?: no
Are you intelligent?: no
The Goth Stereotype
Black lipstick?: no
Black eyeliner?: yes
Black eyeshadow?: no
Black trenchcoat?: no
Black boots?: no
Black fishnets?: no
Black nail polish?: yes
Cigarettes?: quit.
Heavy metal music?: no
Marilyn Manson?: no
Kittie?: no
Cradle of Filth?: no
Constant frown and perpetual angst?: no
Do you like to be seen as: huh?
Are you an intellectual?: yes
An atheist?: no
Horrible home life?: depends
Hopelessly depressed?: no
Suffering with suicidal idealations?: yes?
Self-mutilation?: yes
The Punk Stereotype
Plaid?: no
Big black boots?: no
Mohawk?: no
Excessive piercings? [Especially facial]: dont have them. yes want them.
Loud, confident and opinionated?: yes
Wild hair colors?:no
NOFX?: yes
Rancid?: yes
Well versed on political scandals and outrages?: no
The Jock Sterotype
What's your IQ?: dont know.
Do you watch a lot of sports?: no
Play a lot of sports?: only one
Talk a lot about sports?: no
Do you do anything, really, but think about sports?: yes
Are you arrogant?: no
Are you a male or female whore?: what??
Are you homophobic?: no
Do you tease other people a lot because you want to seem confident?: no
But really you're a quivering mass of insecurity?: yes
Boobs?: yes
Parties?: yes
Dropping out of high school and flipping burgers: no
The Girl Stereotype
Do you spend a lot of time on your appearence?: no
Have you ever been on a diet?: never works
How much did you lose?: no
Was it not so much a diet as it was an eating disorder?: no
Make yourself throw up?: no
Make-up?: yes
Low-cut tops?: sometimes
How big are your boobies? [Cup size]: ummm right. theyre big ok??
Do you flip your hair when you talk, even if you don't realize it?: probably
Giggle a lot?:yuh
What's the deal with boys?: shutup asshole
Thongs?: sure
Pretty bras?: yes
YM, Teen, Cosmo, et al?: cosmo
Who's the weaker sex?: male, duh.
Are you a feminist?: no
Do you think Brad Pitt is hot?: indeed.
How often do you shave your legs?: every few days
How about your armpits?: every day
Are you emotional?: yes
Especially when on your period?: ohhh yes
This Or That:
Originality or Acceptance?: both
Independence or Companionship?: both
Stability or Freedom?: stability
Personal or Interpersonal?: personal
Introvert or Extrovert?: both
Popularity or Isolation?: neither
Unique or Loved?: both
Understood or Individual?: both
You or Them?: them
The Generic Teenager Stereotype
Do you drink [alcohol]?: yes
Do you party a lot? How often?: a little. once a month?
Do you use drugs for recreational purposes?: no
How often do you use the word like in an average hour?: a lot
Do you skip classes? How often?: yes. once a monthish.
Do you have casual sex? Protected?: No.
Do you steal?: No.
Do you wear inappropriate clothing?: define inappropriate.
Do you drool over celebrities?: yes
Do you watch a lot of TV?: yes
Do you ever watch the News?: yes
Do you even care about world issues?: yes
Do you read books often?: yes
Are you failing a lot of your classes?: math
Do you spend most of your time with your friends?: yes
Do you smoke cigarettes?: i quit.
Do you hang out a lot in malls, or at Seven Elevens?: no
Do you often find yourself with a crush on someone?: yes
Do you cuss a lot?: yes
Are you desperate to fit in?: no
Are you intelligent?: no
The Goth Stereotype
Black lipstick?: no
Black eyeliner?: yes
Black eyeshadow?: no
Black trenchcoat?: no
Black boots?: no
Black fishnets?: no
Black nail polish?: yes
Cigarettes?: quit.
Heavy metal music?: no
Marilyn Manson?: no
Kittie?: no
Cradle of Filth?: no
Constant frown and perpetual angst?: no
Do you like to be seen as: huh?
Are you an intellectual?: yes
An atheist?: no
Horrible home life?: depends
Hopelessly depressed?: no
Suffering with suicidal idealations?: yes?
Self-mutilation?: yes
The Punk Stereotype
Plaid?: no
Big black boots?: no
Mohawk?: no
Excessive piercings? [Especially facial]: dont have them. yes want them.
Loud, confident and opinionated?: yes
Wild hair colors?:no
NOFX?: yes
Rancid?: yes
Well versed on political scandals and outrages?: no
The Jock Sterotype
What's your IQ?: dont know.
Do you watch a lot of sports?: no
Play a lot of sports?: only one
Talk a lot about sports?: no
Do you do anything, really, but think about sports?: yes
Are you arrogant?: no
Are you a male or female whore?: what??
Are you homophobic?: no
Do you tease other people a lot because you want to seem confident?: no
But really you're a quivering mass of insecurity?: yes
Boobs?: yes
Parties?: yes
Dropping out of high school and flipping burgers: no
The Girl Stereotype
Do you spend a lot of time on your appearence?: no
Have you ever been on a diet?: never works
How much did you lose?: no
Was it not so much a diet as it was an eating disorder?: no
Make yourself throw up?: no
Make-up?: yes
Low-cut tops?: sometimes
How big are your boobies? [Cup size]: ummm right. theyre big ok??
Do you flip your hair when you talk, even if you don't realize it?: probably
Giggle a lot?:yuh
What's the deal with boys?: shutup asshole
Thongs?: sure
Pretty bras?: yes
YM, Teen, Cosmo, et al?: cosmo
Who's the weaker sex?: male, duh.
Are you a feminist?: no
Do you think Brad Pitt is hot?: indeed.
How often do you shave your legs?: every few days
How about your armpits?: every day
Are you emotional?: yes
Especially when on your period?: ohhh yes
This Or That:
Originality or Acceptance?: both
Independence or Companionship?: both
Stability or Freedom?: stability
Personal or Interpersonal?: personal
Introvert or Extrovert?: both
Popularity or Isolation?: neither
Unique or Loved?: both
Understood or Individual?: both
You or Them?: them