...the true way to a man's heart is 6 inches of metal between his ribs. Sometimes 4 inches will do the job, but to be really sure, i like to have 6. Funny how phallic objects are always more useful the bigger they are Anyone who tells you size doesn't matter has been seeing too many small knives ( Read more... )

Had a weird ass dream the other night that started in a weird tiki bar, involved a guy who apparently was my dad, but wasnt my dad like I know him, someone stealing a giant diamond ring from him because they wanted his credit card (atm card), me sweet talking the thief into showing me the ring, and once I got it, I took off, and the guy chased ( Read more... )

Went to the laser show tonight with Chris, Tara and Michele. It was a great deal of fun, but lacked one key element, at least in my opinion. I shan't name it though. I hadn't been to the laser show in about 4 years. The last time I went was before Kristin, Heather and I had that giant falling out, that I still have no idea what it was all about ( Read more... )

Had a blast last night ( Read more... )

Things going on right now ( Read more... )

Gonna go back to the all public thing for a bit... not sure how long tho -- took me for freakin ever to remember how to do it... cause i, my dears, am a dumbass ( Read more... )

so denied, so I lied ( Read more... )

Right about now, 4 years ago today I had just gotten back to my dorm room, and was trying desperately to get in touch with my dad. I knew my mom was away on a flight, but I didnt know where, or what, or any details. Talk about scary ( Read more... )

So we're in New York. Loads of fun. I needed a vacation desperately. I seriously thought i was about to croak. Work hasnt called once. Me gusta. Craigy called. I called him back. I guess i should try to do that again. Seems he had a bad day last week. Friday i think ( Read more... )

Wow... Ok... so it's been a while since I wrote public in this thing... Well, wrote at all to be honest. I swear, its cause my computer has been a POS... but... I have a new laptop! So, expect more updates. Friends only, of course. Yeah, most of the time when I write it's private or friends only. Just seems easier, and can tend to keep me out of ( Read more... )