YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

This is ripper, mates!! My fur's not pink anymore!! I don't gotta look like some banana bender from the back o'Bourke no more!

But it just turned ta some pink bluey thing and went down the drain! Ewwww! It was almost enough ta make me give a technicolor yawn!

SOMEBODY CALL THE AMBO! I'VE TURNED PINK!! ALL MY FUR IS PINK EXCEPT FOR SOME O'MY STRIPES!

THIS IS TOTALLY CROOK, MATES! Now I'm cranky! What did I do ta deserve this?!

Somebody help a sheila out!!

Maybe this Valentine's thing ain't what it's all cracked up ta be...

I wanna get lots o'lollies, not hear about guys that've cark'd ages ago!

;___;

NONONONONONO! I WON'T LISTEN TO ANY STUPID STORIES! CAPTAIN MARINE NEVER CRIES! A CAPTAIN CAN'T CRY!

Okay, mates, let's bail out!

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Oi, what the heck is this all about, mates?

There was someone causin' a racket outside my door, but when I went ta look, there was nobody there! Except for this scrap o'paper.

What's it talkin' about? Where's what going? Who's left?

Hey, can someone help a sheila out??? Even a Captain can get lost!

WOAH, 2008 ALREADY? BLIMEY, THAT WAS QUICK!

MAKE IT LAST, MATES!

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Merry Christmas, mates!

I hope Santa got you all what ya wanted!

As fer me, I got me a fair dinkum Captain's chapeau! It's a real beauty!

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