[oneshot] not great, admittedly

[gdgdbaby]

Title: not great, admittedly
Pairing: baekhyun/d.o
Rating: pg13 for language
Genre: au, crack
Warnings: swearing, sexual themes, literally everyone is an asshole
Author: gdgdbaby
Notes: it takes a village to run a presidential campaign. also, sex, apparently. vaguely a veep au. for colorfunk, on the occasion of her birth. 1,150 words.

Comments

[loudestoflove]

i thought it was the baekyeol thing but i think you just make me like baekhyun more in general

[loudestoflove]

that is a terrible comment I RLY LIKED THIS esp the end. perf.

[gdgdbaby]

cries this is rly the highest compliment ever :* ilu ty for reading and enjoying ♥

[theafterimages]

i had no idea how much i needed this in my life dear god. every word was perfect, and that ending. magical.

[gdgdbaby]

♥♥♥ sweetest de :* tysm for reading and commenting, i'm so glad you liked this ;)

[colorfunk]

Kyungsoo must look plenty horrified because Baekhyun catches his eye and looks delighted.

you get me, you get me soooo hard. also every single zitao-as-gary aside (KRIS CAKE) gave me a little burst of happiness

the anti-immigration bit is full veep-style hilarhorrifying (fuck you kyungsoo seriously!!!), but also "The power trip," Kyungsoo says, straight-faced, at the exact same time Baekhyun does, and has to stick his face in a folder of press releases to hide his laughter. BONDING OVER BEING VILE MANIPULATIVE ASSHOLES, how cute T____T

i like all the tiny mentions of the crazy stress and how tired and wired everyone is, bh on caffeine pills, sticking a tiny needle of humanity into the veins of a terrible office :< the worst office :<

"that's cold, but also kind of hot" omg you did it

"You came like three times last night," he drawls around the tip, incredibly smug. / "It was the power trip," Kyungsoo says, and pushes Baekhyun's head down so hard he gags. D'AW YOUNG LOVE

[gdgdbaby]

CRYING i'm so glad you liked this and i'm sorry again that it was so short!!! all awful assholery in moderation ig

ofc i had to jack that line from the show ;) hope u had an excellent birth month and that the end of the semester is gr8 2 u (GOOD LUCK TMR U GOT THIS) :***

[spotlesseyes]

this is utterly funny. i'm crying and laughing the life out of me at 5 am and I can't stop. thanks for this.

also the ending is one of the best things that happened in the last decade.

[gdgdbaby]

:'''') i'm so glad you enjoyed this and that the humor worked for u!! :* tysm for reading and commenting ♥

[suri711]

i'm gonna cry -- this was great and incredibly humorous!

[gdgdbaby]

hehe thanks so much!! i'm so glad you liked it :D