[oneshot] the smash brothers

[gdgdbaby]

Title: the smash brothers
Pairing: baekhyun/chen (chanyeol/d.o if you squint)
Rating: nc17
Genre: au, romance, slice-of-life
Warnings: swearing, consensual sex between two minors, rimming
Author: gdgdbaby
Notes: chinguline esports/pro gaming au ft. various other members. basically everyone plays competitive super smash brothers melee! based heavily on this

Comments

[markerlimes]

i love everything about this fic, you already know so i'm gonna try to keep this short:

"Someone was touching my shoulder the whole game," Jongdae supplies, shaking his head.

"I drank too much last night," Minseok continues. "I have a congenital heart disease.

Their last match is against KoreanDJ and DKS.

"Is that pronounced Dicks?" Baekhyun snickers.

GOODBYEEEE. (also the porn was unf, like always ♥♥)

[gdgdbaby]

LMFAO ah god those lines

♥♥ ur the sweetest, tysm for reading and commenting :*

[coaled]

YO FIRST OF ALL A++++ FOR THEIR USERNAMES!!!! byuntae funkylord92 DKS lmaooooo funkylord tho??? FUNKY??? seeing that name alone made me laugh (cough) aloud on the bus istg hahaha

"Pick anything you like," Baekhyun says, cool as a cucumber, how can I NOT MENTION THIS BBH'S GREAT 'ADORATION' FOR CUCUMBERS... i swear all he does is mention how much he hates cucumbers this child if i ever meet him i will grow him a cucumber garden

idk i like the porn here too and the kissing wtf i love it when baekchen kiss omg lucy u write the kissing scenes so well!!! ilysm :-(

this was a great read so thank you SO MUCH for sharing this ok!!!

[gdgdbaby]

LMFAOOO i'm so glad you enjoyed this! haha ofc i had to use that pun, sorry byunbaek :''')

and ahhh i'm really happy you liked the ~rated scenes~ lmao i always wonder if they get too long and plodding but i'm so glad you enjoyed them :*

[onyu]

The huge sign in front of him says COCK RINGS: 50% OFF in rainbow marker and an overabundance of glitter.
Lu Han as the sex toys merchant. BAEKCHEN AS SMASH BROS PARTNERS AND THEN ACTUALLY BEING SMASH BROS.
PANTENE PRO-V U KNOW HOW TO GET TO MY HEART MADAMME LUCY

THIS IS GOLD. ILU ♥

[baekyen]

Absolutely amazing *_*

[gdgdbaby]

thank you so much!! :*

[drankcontrast]

whispers quietly the baeksoo

omg i loved this so much tho LIKE I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST GONNA BE CUTE GAMERS AU BUT NO, IT'S NEVER JUST CUTE WITH YOU YOU HAVE TO BRING IN COCK MONGER BAEK AT THE END

[gdgdbaby]

lmao ur one track mind is so qt

LMSDFKSJD always gotta serve everything with a nice helping of porn u know me ;)