Big Bang Prompts: G-Dragon/TOP - Can the Mic Go Into Your Mouth?
Pic taken from: Happy Big Bang @ blogspot. Drabble inspired by a prompt of the same name from the Big Bang Pairing/Prompt Generator.
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“You know it looks like you’re eating the mic when you’re on stage, right? If you’re not careful, you’re gonna swallow that shit one day.” GD told his band-mate.
One of TOP’s thick, black eyebrows disappeared under the fringe of his bangs.
“Whatever. How am I gonna swallow it when I can’t even fit it in my mouth?” he shot back, thinking his logic water-tight. Instead of agreeing, Jiyong frowned at him. Then his shoulders began to shake. His face crumpled entirely, and he barked with laughter.
“You- you! Oh my God, have you tried to put the mic in your mouth before?! You are so goddamn weird! Oh God, I can’t… ahahaha!”
Seunghyun scowled, and if Jiyong hadn’t been picturing him with a microphone stuffed in his mouth, it might have had the intended effect. As it was, the menacing look just made him laugh harder. He wiped tears of mirth from his eyes and scanned the room, lighting upon a black, cordless mic on a desk in their recording booth. His hyung watched him (glared at him, really) as he retrieved it.
“Tell you what: I bet you… I bet a whole week’s worth of dinners -hanwoo dinners- that you can put this in your mouth.”
Jiyong held the electronic device out to him expectantly, grin in place and eyebrows raised. Seunghyun scoffed.
“You just want to make me fat again, don’t you?” he huffed, confident that his mouth was too small, or the mic was too large. There was no way, no way, he was going to buy a week’s worth of beef dinners for his skinny friend. The mic was just too big… wasn’t it?
Hesitantly, he raised the spongy cover to his nose and sniffed at it, hoping against hope that there weren’t a million germs and diseases just waiting to hop off it into his mouth. He frowned, upper lip curling, and flicked his eyes back to Jiyong. The younger man was leaning forward slightly, mouth hanging open in anticipation. Seunghyun sighed. Fuck it. It was just a stupid bet.
He was not prepared for the entire head of the mic to slip easily between his lips, and he gagged as it hit the roof of his mouth. Oh, God…
“Hahaha, nasty!” Jiyong shrieked, doubling over with the force of his laughter. Seunghyun ripped the microphone out of his mouth and spit onto the floor several times, sticking his fingers in between his teeth and scraping his tongue with his nails. He would never get that rank taste out of his mind.
“Oh, you’re so gross!” the younger man laughed. He wrapped an arm around TOP’s stooped shoulders and ruffled his dark hair.
“And you owe me seven beef dinners.”
GTOP drabble time!
Rating: PG (naughty words)
Pairing: Uhh... GTOP
Disclaimer: Me no owney. Me cry into pillow.
Description: GD&TOP have a little wager.