Let's French

[gebrauchmusik]

This afternoon I went to the UPS store to have a rather large painting packaged and shipped to Saskatchewan

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does she know how "well" you speak french?

[dfm]

"Mala Maria"? please... that's so made up it HURTS!
LIKE BEING SHOT WITH A LASER!!!!

(ps: go to france or i will shoot you with a laser)

Re: does she know how "well" you speak french?

[gebrauchmusik]

A French woman told me that my accent was very good. She said you could hardly detect an English accent when I spoke the one French sentence that I know. So bite it, laser boy.

(ps: you're too scared of lasers, among other things, to get close enough to shoot me with one)

(pps: maybe you should go to the UPS store if you don't believe me...then you can add Mala Maria to your list of things to fear)