Christmas Spirit is alive at the flower shop

[gebrauchmusik]

Tarra: that lady just called to say she hated her arrangement. There was nothing wrong with the flowers...she said it was horrible and too "twiggy

Comments

[eheggen]

there are no flowers in saskatoon

[prairiecity]

some people's children!

[stencileyes]

You should kill her and then throw that same flower arrangement in her coffin so she has to be buried with it.
Too extreme? ...oh. How about a strongly worded letter?

[gebrauchmusik]

Don't worry- I have an entirely different plan for finding a husband.
First I hunt him down with a few other ladies.
Then we throw lily in his face until he developes an allergy and passes out.
Then he wakes up in Vegas married to me.
simple and effective.