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May 01, 2008 01:03

You wake up to a comedian on the radio talking about leaving one's taxes until the last possible second. He uses the words: "...stab a pencil in your eye" and you moan because you, yes you, are that poor wanker. You sit up and say "why am I the perpetual wanker?"
No one can answer that but you, you dumbass.

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maybe you'd have more time for taxes... dfm May 1 2008, 17:11:13 UTC
...if you stopped turning my girlfriend into a hippie while i'm gone!!!!!

BRAID IN HER HAIR,
LUNCH OUTDOORS IN THE SHOWINESS OF NATURE,
WHAT'S NEXT!?!!??!?!?!!!?!?!?

NUTRITIONAL YEAST FOR SUPPER!?!?!??!?!?!!!!

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Re: maybe you'd have more time for taxes... karisatina May 1 2008, 17:22:09 UTC
I heard that they are both growing out their armpit hair...

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Re: maybe you'd have more time for taxes... dfm May 1 2008, 20:41:15 UTC
we actually sprinkled nutritional yeast on our tuna sandwiches. it made them tastier.

tomorrow i'm not going to wear a bra.

- Chels

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Re: maybe you'd have more time for taxes... karisatina May 1 2008, 21:35:57 UTC
L'il Chels! You read this thing, too? You should join so I can feel better about making extravagant posts about the cats!!!

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geniusoutlaws May 1 2008, 17:40:46 UTC
Good news... if you still haven't filed you have one week if you're doing it online. If you aren't then you deserve this pain. ;)

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gebrauchmusik May 2 2008, 06:11:16 UTC
I did it online and it is done. But what a hot tip! Next year I'll probably wait until next week now.

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