Enough about 'blogs'...let's story the shit out of this journal.

[gebrauchmusik]

I stare at a sideways horse field- sideways saddles, sideways blinders, sideways fences. There is dirt on my temple and my lips taste a little bloody. Seven or so feet away my favorite mug with Jesus Christ's face on the front lies in a dark circle of spilled coffee on the trail. Closing my left eye and then my right, I listen to the mallards

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science nerds are everywhere

[spider_will]

actually, the distance from the sun plus the insanely fast speeds that light travels means that your sun wave was only produced (via nuclear explosion) about 8 minutes before it hit you right in the face.

Re: science nerds are everywhere

[gebrauchmusik]

Will is a philosophy student so he knows everything.

I've edited the entry to exclude the part where my wondering is so off. These entries need to make sense.
After thinking it through for half a second I realize that of course you are correct. Duh.
Just this time, Robbins. Remember: the internet know-it-all gets less than 8 minutes before being hit right in the face.*

* I decided to risk sounding overly aggressive in exchange for this unbelieveably whitty retort.