A story about meat, mushrooms, and a spider

[gedrean]

Cook cook cook yay yay yay
"H! I want to be your friend!"
"Ummm, I'm not sure I really want to be friends..."
"Oh I fell into this pan full of mushrooms and sausage. Good thing the burner's not on, and the stuff wasn't cooking, and you weren't looking forward to eating it."
"But... it is... and it was... and I was..."
"Oh. That would

Comments

[xolo]

I doubt if a cooked spider is going to be significantly less healthful than a cooked pig.

[gedrean]

Paranoid about any type of contaminant. Like to the point that if a fly lands on my food I'll try'n get all the stuff around where it landed off the plate and into the trash.

[tilt_longtail]

Oh God EAT IT! Timon would!

[pyesetz]

The African bat-eared fox is known to eat spiders (raw, of course).