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[gee_tard]

Gerard Way
24, 168 pounds [and dropping]

Likes: candlelit dinners, long walks on the beach and big fat hairy cocks.
Bottoms/tops @ request
Spankings optional.
Condoms are a must but will take loads to the face/chest.
Enjoys a good rim and handcuffs.
Unprotected sex can lead to AIDS but get more ass then 99% of lame cry babies out there [esp Matt Good

Comments

[linkin_chester]

50 bucks?

Pffftttt. Do i get half price? *puppy dog eyes*

[gee_tard]

hell no!
for you its $75 :P

[linkin_chester]

I love you too.

Wait...

I got it for free so. HA. *pokes tounge out*

[gee_tard]

psh i stole your wallet when you were tied to my bed

[matthewagood]

Fuck you asshole. But at least I can have children :] Unlike yourself...you will remain childless forever and no adoption does not count because you are not related by blood.

[gee_tard]

You make me lol.

[pirate_spee]

You do know prostitution is illegal right?

[gee_tard]

it's a personal babe,
take me on a date ;) I'll rock your world

[pirate_spee]

I already have some one to rock my world.

[gee_tard]

Oh joy, threesomesre fun.

[aaronisondrums]

dude....you're disgusting

[gee_tard]

And your in denial about how sexy you find me.

[xscreamtomix]

OHHH Gee you make me laugh so hard.

[gee_tard]

I think your the one guy who gets this as a joke XD Half price for you

[xscreamtomix]

>> only half price???? come onnnnn..

[gee_tard]

Fine, no downpayment.
But I want all cash upfrount, none of this credit card shit