Stop waving at them or they'll pee!!
I was audibly amused thrice today.*
Even if you dont care about the subject matter or the movies/shows they are talking about, namely lesbian kissing scenes in entertainment:
These ladies are haha-funny.
No matter what, you can always blame Yanni:
From: cheese_geek21@hotmail.com
To: beebo
Subject: RE: hum
Date: Wed, 03 Dec 2003 11:40:56 -0500
i am leprosy.
I think you gave me the msblast virus. That is to say, that I have grown quite comfortable blaming it on you.
WARTS
I also think that you gave me your gastrointensical hardcoreness. even though I know that was the Sante Fe chicken salad I ate at Crapplebee's on saturday.
It was quite pukescent. Or at least I was. Now I just have to eat tums all day or I will explode.
Are you at work?
This is such a lovely email I have constructed for you. Maybe I should mention flowers or pink or something to counteract the ass action and disease mentioning that abounds.
maybe i should call you "shelly" so you'll poke me. in the eye.
From:beebo
To: cheese_geek21@hotmail.com
Subject: soy is for me!
Date: Wed, 03 Dec 2003 17:09:09 -0500
perhaps the disease you have,
is just in your mind. perhaps you don't need to get better
physically but mentally. just kidding. i would make a cool doctor for reaaaaaaaaal.
i have msblast furrrrbies. furbies! furbies! aiee aiee aiee aiee! TINY FURBIES
JUMP OUT OF MY COMPUTER MONITOR AND ATTACK ME WITH THEIR BEAAAAKS!
WHY DID CAPS SUDDENLY APPEAR? OH NO! ITS THE PUKE VIRUS PUKE PUKE BLAST
ROM DISC CHANGER! IT READS YOUR CDS AS YANNI! I HEAR YANNI! I HEAR YANNI!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH--- (death)
*It should be noted that the third installment in this trifecta of my amusement came while watching "the Simple Life", that new "reality" show with the Hilton sister and 'the Tangible Evidence that Someone Slept With Lionel Richie' Richie.
So obviously my credibility may be lacking.
Even if you dont care about the subject matter or the movies/shows they are talking about, namely lesbian kissing scenes in entertainment:
These ladies are haha-funny.
No matter what, you can always blame Yanni:
From: cheese_geek21@hotmail.com
To: beebo
Subject: RE: hum
Date: Wed, 03 Dec 2003 11:40:56 -0500
i am leprosy.
I think you gave me the msblast virus. That is to say, that I have grown quite comfortable blaming it on you.
WARTS
I also think that you gave me your gastrointensical hardcoreness. even though I know that was the Sante Fe chicken salad I ate at Crapplebee's on saturday.
It was quite pukescent. Or at least I was. Now I just have to eat tums all day or I will explode.
Are you at work?
This is such a lovely email I have constructed for you. Maybe I should mention flowers or pink or something to counteract the ass action and disease mentioning that abounds.
maybe i should call you "shelly" so you'll poke me. in the eye.
From:beebo
To: cheese_geek21@hotmail.com
Subject: soy is for me!
Date: Wed, 03 Dec 2003 17:09:09 -0500
perhaps the disease you have,
is just in your mind. perhaps you don't need to get better
physically but mentally. just kidding. i would make a cool doctor for reaaaaaaaaal.
i have msblast furrrrbies. furbies! furbies! aiee aiee aiee aiee! TINY FURBIES
JUMP OUT OF MY COMPUTER MONITOR AND ATTACK ME WITH THEIR BEAAAAKS!
WHY DID CAPS SUDDENLY APPEAR? OH NO! ITS THE PUKE VIRUS PUKE PUKE BLAST
ROM DISC CHANGER! IT READS YOUR CDS AS YANNI! I HEAR YANNI! I HEAR YANNI!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH--- (death)
*It should be noted that the third installment in this trifecta of my amusement came while watching "the Simple Life", that new "reality" show with the Hilton sister and 'the Tangible Evidence that Someone Slept With Lionel Richie' Richie.
So obviously my credibility may be lacking.