P Diddy is the American dream, it says so on his t-shirt.

[geek_ho]

Crush Strawberry soda is the best soda Ive ever had today

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[darksally]

I don't think Johnny Cash had the spastic zombie frat-boy apocalypse in mind when he wrote "The Man Comes Around," but now I crack the fuck up whenever I hear it.

[beebo]

i love you.
when are we getting married?
soon i hope, but you never talk
long enough on the phone for me to propose.

you are funny ps. the end.