Male passenger: Man, come on, move the bus! There's a fucking war in Iraq, and I have to take two more buses! There's a war in Iraq, and I have to take two more buses!
Female passenger: What, to get there?
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A guy is ogling two girls.
Girl #1: Oh, no. What do you do when a Jewish guy won't stop staring at you?
Girl #2: The sign of the cross.
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