It's too bad the pope died before he could exorcise the slacker in me ( Read more... )

Ok so Ive missed a few Bushisms ( Read more... )

I have to go to work. Again. It's just keeps coming up, this work stuff. Its like a hellish revolving door.

Today's Bushism: "We must all hear the universal call to like your neighbor just like you like to be liked yourself."

I think it's funny that calenders mark March 20 as the beginning of spring. Obviously whoever made that decision has never been here. Has anyone ever checked to see if that groundhog business actually holds up? Does anyone even try to hold him to his word ( Read more... )

Let me just get this out of the way: My tax return this year was about the same size as it was when I was sixteen and worked part time in the summer at Denny's. Moving into a higher tax bracket seems like it would be a good thing but when it's by a sparse degree it pretty much just means you have to bend over more. Not to mention I somehow managed ( Read more... )

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*We do not serve "some of that shit or "whatever that is*There are product cards posted directly above the products which indicate what they are, therefore pointing at fried chicken and asking "Is that chicken?" is annoying on a bad day, but amusing at your expense be it a good day ( Read more... )

When I thought of things I really wanted to do this year, one activity really topped my list of hopefuls. This was of course paying a middleman company 350 dollars for an airline ticket that, due to the crapiferous weather the northeast got this weekend, was basically null and void. A great purchase indeed, a third of my paycheck to sit at the ( Read more... )

I don't think I've actually uttered the phrase "Happy New Year" to anyone this year and I think it's best that way. It's kind of pushy to run around defining everyone's year like that. Besides this has'nt been a good year so far for anybody ( Read more... )