Last night I had a dream that Melissa Etheridge came to Thanksgiving dinner at my parents house and we drank alot of beer and she asked me if I would ever play drums again and if I would join her band ( Read more... )

It seems this next presidential election is going to be as pointless as the last ( Read more... )

I am skipping work today ( Read more... )

Hey now, I just realized Ive had this journal for more than a year ( Read more... )

Work was fine today ( Read more... )

Today, I made about 20 gallons of jello ( Read more... )

Shalom

I cant tell you how hard it is to get the internet here in the Upstate.
Apparently 500 other people called for it the same day I did.
Which was about a month ago.
Maybe it is the sub-zero temperatures we are having.
I prefer to call it "alarmingly brisk".
Because I am ever the optimist.

Im glad no one deleted me for being a net derelict.

I dislike people today ( Read more... )

Would it kill me to get out for once on a perfectly good Friday night ( Read more... )

Dear theexgirlfriend,

You are right. It is cho not cha.

Sincerely,
The unedited version of that song.