At work they're all about us talking to our customers like they're our friends. Building a relationship, acting concerned, showing some empathy. In other words, stuff that I suck at ( Read more... )

So tonight it was my best friend Jons bday. I took the night off from work and we went out ( Read more... )

I've been in a mood ( Read more... )

I woke up this morning with a Christmas card envelope stuck to my face. On it I had scrawled the cryptic phrase "THERES BALLS INVOLVED". And I'm pretty sure it involves new years eve. More on this later ( Read more... )

Sorry I haven't responded to some of your messages, either myspace or via text. I've been trying to get some focus back and that involves leaving my phone in my glovebox for days on end. Suck it ( Read more... )

Alot of you have noticed that I've been down lately and you've asked whats wrong. And I've given basic answers, without really going into too much detail. I wasn't going to say anything about why I've been so down the last 2 months or so, because its maybe a little embarrassing. But fuckit, parts are entertaining and the screwdriver I'm finishin ( Read more... )

So Bend Cable is making everyone upgrade to new fancy digital cable boxes. They installed ours yesterday on my birthday, but forgot to turn it back to basic digital. So helloooo cheesy softcore porno on the big tv.

Happy Birthday to me!

Things im thankfull for:
My job. Thanks for making me hate old people and foreigners. And especially thank you for giving me money to spend on other things like:

High Speed Internet. Thanks for giving me the magical ability to steal music and view:

Internet Pornography. Thanks for reminding me what vaginas look like. The last time I saw one was the ( Read more... )

So today at work I had a customer ask me to do something that I'm not allowed to do. I like making money, and would prefer to get fired for something more awesome, so I refused. He got upset and told me to fuck off and that he "HOPES I DIE ALONE ( Read more... )

I work until 12:30am. That's late. Especially in Redmond Fucking Oregon. The only things open are a 76 gas station, a Mcdonalds, the sweet, sweet Mexican food sensation that is Rigobertos, and now....the Super Duper Walmart or whatever it's called. I get off work tonight, I'm SUPER awake and finally feeling better for the first time in two weeks. I ( Read more... )