An Ode To Chuck Norris (Jokes)

[geekatyou]

THE TOP TEN CHUCK NORRIS FACTS:

01Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
02Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
03Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
04If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only

Comments

[priscamor]

holy cow that's long