Bear witness:

[geekhooligan]

Mr. Alex Scokel and I have entered into a gentleman's wager.

If I, Daniel Daughhetee, have not achieved the ability to understand and speak Farsi (Persian) at a kindergarten level by the end of the summer, I shall forthwith allow Mr. Scokel to peg me in the ass with a strap-on.

If I have acheived the agreed upon linguistic proficiency (in Farsi

Comments

[harriet_mwelsch]

well obviously you'll lose on purpose so you can get effed in the a by sir alex scokel. obviously.

oh and ps- thanks for leaving me alone all drunk/passed out/drooling/crying on my bedroom floor last week. that was very nice of you. i don't think i want to do tv/booze anymore.

[south_]

I hope you realize that you admitted that the both of you have no genitalia.

[geekhooligan]

it's more a matter of caring too much about our respective genitalia to get them involved.

[dododopoetry]

I was all for the real thing, but Dottie here was afraid of something. Probably HPV.

[theycallmefro]

I bear witness.

[uuglymuug]

Well, it's official now.

Wow

[muhmuhmatt]

I've never heard of a deal in which every single part of the equation involves total misery on every level.

Re: Wow

[dododopoetry]

Seriously, Matt. It involves me. How can it not involve misery on every level?

Re: Wow

[muhmuhmatt]

You weren't so bad, until you threw me to the dogs in Kindergarten. Ever since, karma has destroyed you.