*dies* Okay, just read a fic where character A asks character B if he is gay while character B is trying to get his hand down the front of character A's pants.
The fic is generally pretty appalling, but that gave me a giggle.
Actually, I feel like a brat today and tiny blond plastic Fuji is sitting next to me looking like he has A Plan, so...
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very short Fujikai with a silly question )