And a big green penis is the way to start the season off bright...
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Whack!!! I just slapped you across the face with a PENIS! You have just been hit with a real penis! (The first one of the holiday season.) It's the start of Cock n Balls Fight 2003-2004...You can hit someone as many times as you want, but you can't hit me back!!!
Some friendly responses to my utter-most excitement:
FreshLikePancake: seriously..i was thinking "ya know what i need? a big virtual smack in the face with a cock." and BAM! you were there
hellyeaeagles52: i just pop up unexpectedly.. like big boners.. or pop up ads...
hellyeaeagles52: hence the word 'pop up'
FreshLikePancake: always the bright one
TWICKS2 4 ME: i'm gonna slap u on the ass with mine ok
Skiboymi: jesus, everyone is sending it to me
hellyeaeagles52: its like herpes
hellyeaeagles52: it's just... so... addicting
ViolaRcool: I know. Hitting people with green penises is... admittedly amusing.
hellyeaeagles52: if only i had one of these... i'd be slap happy
ViolaRcool: Haha... a green one? Hm, sounds rather unnatural. ^_^
hellyeaeagles52: eek!
hellyeaeagles52: im the hulk!
ViolaRcool: Yikes! His penis is probably about as big... as your arm.
hellyeaeagles52: its fun.. if i had a penis.. id just be slap happy
surfinroxy7: me too....for shore
That was the most exciting 20 minutes of my day :) I'm a pro cock-slapper now. Beware.