Why I Could Never Be A Newscaster

[geektown]

Committed from memory (so probably somewhat inaccurate) from Meet the Press on Sunday

Comments

[oythegreat]

I talk to the TV, too, sometimes. Or even the radio.

[geektown]

I do it all the time. Sports and politics are the worst. Sportscasters are idiots and newscasters have no balls. At least I'm fair, I guess; I yell at people on both sides of the political spectrum. It's just helpful to me when one of them is already named Dick. It makes the immature joke that much easier.