The End of the End of the world

[geezersandbirds]

I woke up to see the sun setting in the west, hungover and lying naked on an inflateable life raft. I made fresh coffee (God Bless portable generators) and started to feel alive again. This was when the events of the prior evening came back to me like Beyonce returning to Jay-Z's arms after the Ladies Triple Threat tour

Comments

[artaxiad]

My.

God.

You've gone off the deep end.

[sponsoredmurder]

Get out of my van, you sick fuck!

[makeout_city]

You are a retarded Predator/Alien hybrid.

Which is convenient, as I crave mandible love.

[daizy2567]

does the squid want some coke? i have calculators FULL of coke.

yeah yeah

[geezersandbirds]

I paged him, he said he'll give you 50 dried sea urchins for an 8-ball of coke but only if it's in an abacus.